2/10/15

Just One Good Picture


On a hike with my family last week, I announced the time has come. I want one good picture of myself. It's been long enough. I'd estimate it's been a good solid 6 months of awful pictures. If I took a good picture, I'd stare at it and marvel. This is the best one I got from the hike. Still on my losing streak. It's so bad. What gives me hope is when I see average people on the cover of magazines looking amazing. I want what Lena's having. And Tina and Amy.
The worst? THE WORST is when beautiful people make ugly faces in photos to be relatable or something and still look amazing. Ok. We get it. You're pretty even when you try not to be. You're not afraid to be ugly. Cool. Thanks for mocking us.

I fear I'll have to go to a Glamour Shots Studio to solve this problem, but I really don't want to. I want the photo to be taken by accident. After a team of stylist and photographers and graphic designers take care of it. Start snapping.

10 comments:

  1. I'm absolutely feeling this way right now. Instead I got out of the shower and put my bangs in a sports headband, wet, which is always a bad idea. So, adios to the pretty picture I planned to take today. You look great in the hiking photo though! Happy pictures are always the prettiest :) (P.S. Long time blog reader, just haven't commented in ages!)

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  3. amazing looking people in magazines - so much photoshopping.

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  4. Haha...love reading your posts! Looking at you makes me way more comfortable wearing winter clothes ;) Reminds me of: http://themetapicture.com/people-during-winter/

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  9. Ugh! I can relate to this SO much! All I want is one good picture. I think I'm a pretty good looking lady, but as soon as I get in front of a camera I cannot look natural to save my life. I'm glad I'm not alone.

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