|Don't worry. It's organic.|
|Let's see here. We've got candy corn, a veggie tray, chips, and ritz crackers. |
Was this pic taken at a party from 1979? Nope. My house party, October 31, 2009.
Was I trying to be retro? Nope. I was trying to be fancy.
|Quick! Get the camera. My kids are eating artisanal ice cream from the local creamery.|
|I forget the reason for this picture, but I hope I was trying to be ironic. Otherwise, I have problems.|
|My only request that night: Eat a sundae that mimics my hair color and style.|
Done and done.